Funniest reasons for being NOT ABLE to come to the clinic as per Doctor's appointment :)

Here are some top (or funny) reasons about why patients are unable to make to the doctor's clinic even with prior appointment
> > Got another appointment for the vaccine elsewhere....trip got
> > rescheduled....I read an article by Jenny Mc Carthy.....
> > could not get approval from my hematologist/oncologist/immunologist...
> > my kid is throwing up...
> > I need to make birthday muffins for the first grade class.....got a migraine headache, so I am too sick to leave the house...
> > .just don't feel like getting it today
> > ...squirrel ate through my brake line...rent is due,
> > maxed out my credit card at the casino...
> > .traffic back up on the thruway...I have a meeting at work today, can't miss it....
> > .I am worried that it will exacerbate my raynauds/fatigue/fibromyalgia..........
> > .I have no money, just give ME a big discount, and then charge everyone else a higher fee...
> >  my psychic chiropractor told me that I should never get any vaccines....
> > the town snowplow came by and dumped a pile of snow at the end of my driveway.... won't be able to get to the office till about mid spring... I don't have good snow tires on the car and keep ending up backwards in the ditch.... I tried to leave the house, but was afraid that the  4 foot  icicle would fall on my head...